I took the first three paragraphs of an actual finished story that I wrote from beginning to end, all by my own lonesome, and I stuck it in a thingy on the Web that computes the skill of the writing that is contained therein. And these results were mine:
Dialogue? Yeah, I gotta try some dialogue. The results:
You see that? I are teh awsum. Burn thine inferior printed materials and harken unto this blog!
The Nightfly: Algorithm approved since Monday afternoon!
So what if I'm not appreciated? You know who else wasn't appreciated? HERMAN F'K'N MELLVILLE, that's who. And I can do action sequences, too.
MUA-Hahahahaa...aa.... ... Awwwwwwwww.