Yes, even for just a second. Look at this nonsense.
And this nonsense. And get a load of some of this.
Then, finally, see how the team pitches this news on the official site.
Truly, when I found out I agreed with EJ Hradek. I thought my buddy was yanking my chain. Where do I go to buy my officially-licensed thumbscrews and form-fitting spike-lined jersey? Or does the team just send someone over to work my kidneys?
I promise to be sane again tomorrow. Believe me, I know that I get like one-third the hits and one-tenth the comments when I talk hockey, much less rant hockey - but I feel like Howard Dean is running my team. Yiieeeaaah!