[Shot: EXTERIOR, DAY. We see a sign that reads "Boston Bruins Team Headquarters, C Julien Commanding." The "C Julien" is graffiti'd out with cuss words.]
[INTERIOR. Rows of beds are filled with injured Boston Bruins players while nurses in white move to and fro. In one bed is MICHAEL RYDER, seemingly perfectly healthy, busily painting. Enter BILL SIMMONS, the Sports Guy.]
SG: Man, what a disaster. [sees Ryder and wanders over] You don't look so bad.
SG: What you working on?
[We see Ryder's painting. Goalie Tuukka Rask is making saves on six pucks at once, with explosions in the background, while fending off Daniel Carcillo with his stick and cradling a baby in his catching glove.]
RYDER: It's just not coming together!
Off-camera voice: Hey, Mike, can I take a break?
RYDER: Oh... sure Tuukka. Take five.
TUUKKA: Thanks. [He hands the baby to a confused Daniel Carcillo and stumps off to get some Gatorade.]
RYDER: It's hell, Sports Guy. We had the whole city. We were doing great. Now look at this place.
[The camera pans the room. DAVID KREJCI has his whole arm in a cast, in traction. BLAKE WHEELER moans and rolls over. PATRICE BERGERON sits and rocks numbly.]
SG: [points to a bed with a moaning player] What about that guy?
RYDER: Mark Savard. Severe concussion. Poor guy thinks he's Kate Smith.
SAVARD: [tossing away sheets and standing] Godddddd bless A-mer-i-caaaaa! Lannnd that I loooooove! [He is surrounded by orderlies, who sedate him] Staaaannnnd.... beside... herrrrrr...... andguierrrrzzzzzz....
RYDER: Hockey is hell.
SG: Listen... this is awkward. But we had those plans for the rest of the playoffs. Soon, when you get out of here, maybe we can go back to how things were.
RYDER: Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? We've lost three straight games! [grabs a cup from the nightstand]
SG: Four. Blew a 3-0 lead at home last night. [RYDER spits out the drink]
RYDER [in voice-over] I think that was the point at which I developed my shooting problem.
[RYDER cues up a puck and shoots it at an empty net at the foot of the bed. He misses by twenty feet and hits Ken Socrates in the head.]