My pirate name is: Mad Tom Rackham
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate."
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
(w/t to k_sara)