Thursday, August 16, 2007

Genius is fleeting; stupidity abides

Can't this guy just go away, already?

Loser of pants, $54 million lawsuit files appeal
Dry cleaner withdrew demand for legal fees but customer still not satisfied

Personally, I think this headline is as true as it gets about Roy Pearson. He is a loser. His loserosity exceedeth even that of the Born Loser, the Lonesome Loser, and the entire city of Cleveland combined.

WASHINGTON - A judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner over a
missing pair of pants continues to press his suit.

Heh, "press his suit." Even MSNBC is getting into the act.

Jin Nam Chung and Soo Chung, the owners of Custom Cleaners, had hoped Pearson would back off the case after withdrawing their demand Monday that he pay their legal fees, their attorney said.

Said legal fees are running them approximately $83,000. This makes them saints, or extremely fed-up people just hoping to placate the baby at any cost. Not really surprising, but Pearson remains britchy.

I may rename the "nitwittery" category in honor of Judge Pearson. I think "pearsonity" has a ring to it. But the guy is so mean, I may reserve it for real jackasses on patrol. Thoughts?

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