Obama is doubling down on his sterling coattail record...
Creigh Deeds and Jon Corzine are frantically speed-dialing Martha Coakley's HQ right now. Unfortunately, the phone lines are a little tied up with questions about her record as the Massachusetts district attorney, or with angry Red Sox fans, to say nothing of the mysterious voices from inside the walls crying geeeetttttt ouuttttttt!
(One of those items may be slightly embellished.)
If it works the way his November push did, you know what you'll hear next, right?
Sir Obama ran away
He bravely ran away, away!
When voters reared their ugly heads
He bravely said "I won!" and fled
Brave, brave, brave Sir Obama!