First, there was one blade...
And then...two blades.
Soon there were three blades.
But four blades? Come on. Right?
Hell, yeah, right! I mean, four blades? Are you nuts? Just how many razor blades can a man use at once, anyway? If we keep this up the durned thing won't fit on your face!
Truth be told, we're just trying to keep you from shelling out the forty bucks for an electric. I sort of wonder what we'll pull next. Maybe we'll shrink the width on the next model and bill it as a "precision razor." My idea is a small bubble, like a level, right on the top of the razor. I'm tired of seeing crooked sideburns on the subway.
Just do me a favor, won't you, guys? Don't grow beards. I'm hanging by a thread already.