Monday, June 20, 2005

Good morning, Mr. Phelps...

You are, no doubt, familiar with this soldier killed by terrorists while serving her country in Iraq.

The young lady in question was a recent high-school graduate in Idaho, who planned on attending law school after her hitch. I understand that this is rather a long distance, since your (ahem) "church" is located in Kansas. However, since you have previous expertise and willingness to travel, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to picket her funeral.

If caught, of course, we will disavow all knowledge of your activities. This message will self-destruct in five, four...


Oh, sorry, Freddie. Bad timer and all. I guess it was God's will, you pathetic wanker.

PS - yes, this now makes two posts post-PC death. This idiocy just could not pass unremarked. Many others agree with me.

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