It's only lunchtime on Tuesday, but sorry, the position has been filled; no further applicants are wanted. Courtesy of James Lileks:
"Conspiracy theories are a narcotic, inhaled in endless lines; the addict looks at himself bent over the mirror and thinks: you agree with me, don’t you? Then I’m not alone."
Coming on the heels of his first-class codgerism yesterday, I think we can safely say the gentleman is on a hot streak.