Monday, December 18, 2006

Emily made me

After all, it is Musical Monday - so these comments spurred me on to finish a little something something I'd been cooking up.

Wash away my troubles
Wash away my pain
Going to the movie hall

Wash away my money
Wash away my brain
At a film by Shyamalan

Awooooh, yeah
Hey hey hey hey hey

Everything is spooky
Everything is strange
In a film by Shyamalan

All the acting's sluggish
All the writing's lame
In a film by Shyamalan

Awooooh, yeah
(Ain't that a spooky sound)
Awooooh, yeah
(Must be something profound)

Transparent plot twists in a film by Shyamalan
Ham-handed edits in a film by Shyamalan

I can tell a ghost
By the color on the screen
In a film by Shyamalan

I can see the twist
By the end of the third scene
In a film by Shyamalan

Awooooh, yeah
Hey hey hey hey hey


Why do they greenlight all these films by Shyamalan?
Aliens, ghosts, and crooks in the films of Shyamalan
Everything's skin-deep in a film by Shyamalan
Hope I don't fall asleep at the film by Shyamalan

Awooooh, yeah
Hey hey hey hey hey...

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