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Via the Coalition, the tale of a young man searching for advice about the propriety of honeymooning with his lovely bride.
It turns out that honeymoons are "alien to Islam." I guess this cruelty was OK because it wasn't a honeymoon, then? (Wing tip to Mr. Summers of "It Comes in Pints".)
UPDATE - the trackback URLs did not work, so I've gone back and fixed the links.