Sports Guy is OK. Apparently he was just kidnapped for Cinco de Mayo.* However, Jeff Van Gundy has problems. Oh, yeah, and his team may lose its playoff series.
* A geek could call it '05³. A super geek could then call it "125" and wait for the blank stares after explaining it. Under no circumstances would either class of geek be invited to any '05³ fiesta. So why do I mention it? Because I'm on a geek kick. Be there, or be a rhombus with right angles!