Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Hilton out of Jail

Medical reasons? Insert your own joke here.

Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

Am I out of touch? Or maybe it's because I'm pushing fifty, but this woman does nothing to me hormonally. I know she's supposed to be flaming hot, but all I see is a piece of plastic.

Maybe I've read Proverbs 31 too many times.

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