The Creative Minority Report has the scoop. The persistent rumors of Obama's Messianic character are, in fact, not true. Obama does worship a higher power than himself:
"Jerusalem is not for sale! Remember what you see here." Indeed. Hope you can change in!
(Updated - went back to all the Obama posts and added "hope you can change in" as a tag to make it easier to find the stuff. The "persistent rumors" link above will bring you to the whole shebang.)