For sale - one fleece blanket.
Sweetheart deal! Our stadium is closing. (No, not that one. Shea. The Jets played there for while, too, you know! And the Beatles.) Must give away at once, heartbroken, but our loss is your gain! (Especially Philly and Milwaukee.)
Please keep out of direct sunlight - fades easily. Not recommended for use in the bullpen, as it will go up in flames. After September 10th, comes apart at the seams.
Interested? Call 555-Mstr-Met. Will pay all shipping costs ourselves.
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