My first spam! Sunday, 4:27 pm, a credit rehab dealio. They thoughtfully included the long list of credit-like terms designed to let search engines find the page and tell their spambot buddies. Alas, it is now deleted, but "Yahitsi," thanks for playing. Nobody goes away empty-handed. For being the first spammer to breach the Hive defenses, you win a ban and a special parting gift.
updated, April 11, 10 am - thanks for the support, guys.