I didn't know how right I was...

....when I said that there was more proof that Obama was born in Hawaii than I was born in Puerto Rico.

A law enacted by Puerto Rico in December mainly to combat identity theft invalidates as of July 1 all previously issued Puerto Rican birth certificates. That means more than a third of the 4.1 million people of Puerto Rican descent living in the 50 states must arrange to get new certificates.

It looks like a lot of birth certificates were stolen. This is one way in which illegals who cannot habla English can pass themselves off as citizens.

Now I've got to go through this rigamarole to get a new certificate. It's going to be a real pain.

Especially since I was actually born in Kenya.