Because I couldn't do this.
A Siberian woman who gave birth to her 12th child -- doing more than her fair share to stem Russia's population decline -- was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 7.75 kg (17.1 lb).
Nadia was delivered by caesarean section in the local maternity hospital in the Altai region on September 17, joining eight sisters and three brothers, a local reporter said.
A 17-lb baby delivered caesarean - ya think!
This is why God gives ladies this special priviledge because it scares the meshuggah out of me just thinking about it.