“Dear Jesus, please help us kick ass in this competition that angers you so. Amen.”
For some reason I started reading this post in Archie Bunker's voice: Aw jeez, lookit dese hoors with dere Federalist Papuhs, heah! Trust me, it makes sense if you're reading Tracey every day.
And if you aren't, what the heck is wrong with you? Must you be punched? Between the Best Blog Games Ever, Olympics coverage, gorgeous art, spirituality, and... well, everything else... you ought to be reading Beyond the Pale.