A few times a year, I will go into a public restroom and the only other person in there will be a kid, around 8-11 years old.
I’m always a little concerned in these situations. Face it, as a 50-year-old single white guy I already have too much in common with Michael Jackson. And one lie in can ruin my life.
As a church-going religious guy the media would be quick to slap the Catholic priest/Ted Haggard label on me.
I shouldn’t let it worry me.
And my lust issues have more to do with governors in flight suits.