...is that all us ignorant, Bible-thumping right-wing crackers will drown!
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina.
Is this writer just a tree-hugging Pat Robertson, pronouncing judgement on areas of the country not because of the glorification of the heterosexually deprived, but because they failed to bow the knee to Al Gore?
Where his thesis fails is that dikes may save Philly (quit laughing!), but the Walt Whitman would become a bridge to nowhere since good liberal New Jersey would be under water.