My wife called me from the supermarket on the way home from work, and told me what wonders she'd just found in the freezer case.
Thankfully, this is the Internet - it's really unlikely that any of you are driving or operating a band saw or something while reading this post - but you should sit down and make sure that you have comfy pillows around you when I tell you this. My brain is still running in circles yipping like a schnauzer on meth. Be prepared:
Edy's is making American Idol-themed ice cream.
I may pass out from laughing. Heaven help me if the Ladybug actually brings home a quart of the stuff; I could burst a vessel. The flavors -
Mint Karaoke Cookie - I can hear Simon now: "Honestly, Edy's, this was like some ghastly soft-suhve from a gloumy bouth in a smoll-town cahnivul. Sowry!"
Cookies N' Dreams - oh, Randy? "American Idol is not about dreams! It's about finding a great ice cream flavor!" Like One Million Percent Blazing Molten Bomb! Sadly, that flavor only tastes aight.
Cheesecake Diva - apparently one of the flavors wandered over from America's Next Top Model Ice Cream.
Most Orange-inal - I bet you Paula could rhyme "orange" with something. ("Uhhh.... 'door hinge'? Naaah.")
One Split Wonder - These names are the dregs, aren't they?
Let's do better for them. (My choice: "Paula's Beautiful Rainbow Soul Crunch" - tastes like vodka and demerol!) What flavors would you like to see?